Name: Jonathan Headington

D.O.B: 17/10/80

Occupation: full-time rock star, of course. Well, I have a side in office administration jazz for a big construction company, in a shirt and tie like an adult.

Education: some, limited.

Bands currently in: Enough Rope, The Melted Face Orchestra, The Rogue Telephone, ÜberMental, Marvin Likes Barmcakes, Koala Gateaux Ambush, The Untitled Emo Project.

Legitimate bands containing other people which I'm in: 0

Swimming proficiency: 25 metres. I cheated on that as well.

Political leanings: anti.

Significant other: Tina 'Gorgeous' Toth.

Pets: Tina Toth.

Moments of major childhood trauma which made me into the tortured artist you see today: um, not really.

Non-musical talents: I can catch throw Skittles, M&Ms and even Smarties in the air and catch them in my mouth. Other than that, nothing. Oh, and I'm the world's greatest lover.

Number of lies told about sexual proficiency on this page: 1

Musical talents: um......

Bands I like or endorse: Alias, Autechre, Aereogramme, Riow Arai, Aesop Rock, Amp Fiddler, The Appleseed Cast, A Grape Dope, And None Of Them Knew They Were Robots, Animals On Wheels, Abstrackt Keal Agram, Atmosphere, Arbol, Aspects, Applied Communications, Afrirampo, The Album Leaf, Architecture In Helsinki, Ammon Contact, Agoria, Airborn Audio, Alva Noto, Adem, Aids Wolf, Paolo Angeli, Amps For Christ, All Natural, Amp, Arcade Fire, Abdominal & DJ Fase, Aceyalone, Agata, At The Close Of Every Day, Animal Collective, Akufen, Automato, Antipop Consortium, Ash, Autistic Daughters, August Born, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Alkaline Trio, A, Aphex Twin, Archive, Kama Aina, Apsci, Audioslave, A Perfect Circle, Arab Strap, The Angels Of Light, Acoustic Ladyland, Apples In Stereo, At The Drive-In, Amen, Aim, Acid Mothers Temple, Masami Akita + Russell Haswell, Arlo, Tori Amos, Black Keys, Boom Bip And Doseone, Buck 65, Beans, Built To Spill, Bomb 20, Susanne Brokesch, Butchy Fuego, Blak Twang, Beulah, Bark Psychosis, Big Black, Billy Mahonie, Boards Of Canada, Bronze Age Fox, Bird Show, Beastie Boys, Black Eyes, Broken Social Scene, Bonnevill, Blindfold, Baïkonour, Battles, Bridge And Tunnel, Bibio, Bear Vs. Shark, Bad Brains, Harold Budd, Devendra Banhart, James Blackshaw, Buffalo Daughter, Eric B And Rakim, The Bright Lights, Seth P Brundel, Bluebird, Black Eyed Peas, Blackalicious, Boredoms, Burial, Bright Eyes, Black Dice, Beyond, Bluetip, Bullfrog, Belong, The Broken Kets, Black Star, Boogie Down Productions, Brendan Benson, MC Paul Barman, Braintax, The Blood Brothers, Buzzcocks, Chris Brokaw, Bill Wells Trio, Black Flag, Big Daddy Kane, Blue Sky Black Death, Broker/Dealer, Busdriver, Frank Black, Bonnie 'Prince' Billy, Vashti Bunyan, Blue States, The Black Heart Procession, Breeders, Blockhead, Beirut, Blonde Redhead, Bus feat. MC Soom-T, Bardo Pond, Ben Folds Five, Boyhitscar, Jeff Buckley, Blur, Badly Drawn Boy, The Bluetones, Björk, The Books, Wild Billy Childish And The Buff Medways, Clue To Kalo, Cage, John Coltrane, Chronomad, Calla, Coldcut, Coheed And Cambria, Caribou, Capitol City Dusters, The Chap, Coughs, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Asa-Chang & Junray, Cold Bleak Heat, Count Bass D, Chib, Capitol K, Circulation, CocoRosie, Caural,The Catheters, Cake, Cat Power, Common, Chris Clark, Sylvain Chauveau, Capdown, Cable Car Theory, Cyne, Climber, Charalambides, Mira Calix, Cursive, Cinematic Orchestra, Cornelius, Cut Chemist, Cujo, Company Flow, Circlesquare, Cannibal Ox, The Chicharones, Current Ninety Three, Corker Conboy, cLOUDDEAD, The Clash, Cooper Temple Clause, Colleen, Coldplay, Cave In, The Cure, Clear Horizon, The Child, Clogs, Clearlake, Cursor Miner, The Charlatans, Cex, Deep Puddle Dynamics, Miles Davis, dEUS, Dinosaur Jr, Daedelus, Digable Planets, Deerhoof, Datach'i, Dooley-O, Divine Styler, DM & Jemini, Dead Prez, J Dilla, dDamage, DoF, Dat Politics, The Dismemberment Plan, Dead Man Ray, Department Of Eagles, Deaf Center, Diverse, Deadsy, Death Cab For Cutie, Devo, Dälek, Dirty Three, DJ Krush, Don Caballero, Greg Davis, Deadly Avenger, Dabrye, Vladislav Delay, Drive Like Jehu, Delicate AWOL, Tanya Donnelly, Deadbeat, Diefenbach, Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy, Diplo, The Dead Texan, The Decemberists, Dr. Octagon, Max de Wardener, Dashboard Confessional, Dosh, Directorsound, Do Make Say Think, Dirty Three, Division Of Laura Lee, De La Soul, Drop The Lime, Detwiije, Dilated Peoples, Dawn Of The Replicants, Dark Star, Dub Tractor, Dead Kennedys, Dillinger Escape Plan, Deftones, Dead Meadow, Doves, Enon, Exhaust, !!!, Earth, East River Pipe, edIT, Enduser, Envy, Egypt Is The Magick #, Efterklang, Ellis Island Sound, Eardrum, The Evens, Esmerine, El Guapo, Edan, Europa 51, Eyedea & Abilities, Eight Frozen Modules, Electrelane, Einstürzende Neubauten, El-P, Cesaria Evora, Electroputas, Elbow, EU, Eels, Matt Elliott, Embrace, Embrace (U.S), The Fire Show, Fog, Sage Francis, Far, DJ Format, Fly Pan Am, The For Carnation, Freeform, Fenin, Fridge, Funki Porcini, Fu Manchu, Fontanelle, Feu Thérèse, Fatso Jetson, Floetry, Filastine, The Fire Theft, Four Tet, Fugazi, Fat Jon The Ample Soul Physician, Fennesz, Perry Farrell, From Monument To Masses, Fires Were Shot, FortDax, Fushitsusha, Further Seems Forever, Keith Fullerton Whitman, Food For Animals, Fizzarum, Funeral For A Friend, Yuichiro Fujimoto, Jason Forrest, Five Deez, Stephen Fretwell, Final Fantasy, Foetus, Fat Worm Of Error, Nathan Fake, Fallacy, Faust, DJ Food, 5ive's Continuum Research Project, Folk Implosion, First Nation, FBCfabric & Reindeer, Burnt Friedman, Fursaxa, Felt (Slug & Murs), Flaming Lips, Ben Folds, Fear Of Pop, Foo Fighters, Guided By Voices, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Jean Grae, Gorillaz, Giddy Motors, Ghost Cauldron, Gustav, Grandaddy, girlsareshort, José González, The Gentleman Losers, Gregor Samsa, Gnarls Barkley, Ghost, Gang Gang Dance, The Gift Of Gab, Guns N Roses, Ghostface Killah, Go Go Go Airheart, Gang Starr, Guitar, Giant Panda, Gold Chains, Gogol Bordello, Glands Of External Secretion, Greenthink, Growing, Ghostigital, Glassjaw, Goldmund, Green Day, Grizzly Bear, Hangedup, Heights Of Abraham, Hrvatski, Kim Hiorthøy, Homelife, Head Automatica, The Hafler Trio, A Hawk And A Hacksaw, Her Space Holiday, Keiji Haino, Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals, Hood, His Name Is Alive, Haiku D'Etat, Hexstatic, Hu Vibrational, Hanne Hukkelberg, Headset, Stafrænn Häkon, Hairy Butter, HiM (Chicago), Richie Hawtin, The Higher Intelligence Agency, The Herbaliser, Hymie's Basement, Gemma Hayes, Hieroglyphics, Ed Harcourt, Matthew Herbert, Jimi Hendrix, PJ Harvey, Hot Water Music, Helmet, The Hospitals, Hüsker Dü, Ikara Colt, The Innocence Mission, Insight, Ink, The Icarus Line, Idlewild, Infinite Livez, Interpol, Icarus, Infesticons, Isan, Jedi Mind Tricks, Jackie-O Motherfucker, Jel, Jaga Jazzist, Jane, JR Ewing, The Juan Maclean, Jetplanelanding, Jazzanova, June Of 44, Robert Johnson, Jan Jelinek, Jurassic 5, Jandek, Jaguar Skills, Jaylib, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Joy Division, Jackson And His Computer Band, Jello, Jane's Addiction, Juno, Jesus And Mary Chain, Ben Kweller, Kaada, Khanate, Kava Kava, Koushik, Kid 606, Kid Koala, Kopernik, Karate, Thomas Köner, Kinski, KK.Null, K-Os, Killa Kela, Kling Klang, Kelis,The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble, Kanda, Kintopp, Talib Kweli, Korn, Kids Near Water, Kepler, King Geedorah, KMD, Kyuss, Kilio Cha Haki, Les Savy Fav, Leafcutter John, Lethal Bizzle, Lift To Experience, Low, Les Georges Leningrad, Lucky Pierre, Larsen, Lincoln, Life, The Land Of Nod, Latyrx, Zan Lyons, John Lee Hooker, Lightning Bolt, Labtekwon, Lowgold, Lunar, Listener, Okkyung Lee, LCD Soundsystem, Lifesavas, Marc Leclair, Like A Stuntman, The Last Post, Limited Express (Has Gone?), Jamie Lidell, Logreybeam, Library Tapes, Liars, Mary Lorson And Billy Coté, Lucien-N-Luciano, Mike Ladd, Love As Laughter, Lyrics Born, Bill Laswell, Loose Fur, Mark Lanegan, Paz Lenchantin, Lootpack, Labradford, Lali Puna, Lesser, Little Hell, Laika, Life Without Buildings, Longwave, Limp Bizkit, Minotaur Shock, man'sbestfriend, Meanwhile Back In Communist Russia, µ-Ziq, Modest Mouse, Mazzy Star, Minus, Moving Units, Moha!, Monolake, Manitoba, Madlib, Madvillain, MF Doom, Mindflayer, The Mars Volta, The Mountain Goats, Mr Dibbs, Mercury Tilt Switch, My Cat Is An Alien, Mountains, Molasses, Mice Parade, The Mile-End Ladies String Auxiliary, Matinee Orchestra, The Milwaukees, Murs, Marconi Union, Mugison, Mutamassik, Mr Scruff, My Latest Novel, Mclusky, Mr Lif, J Mascis, Mono, Mogwai, My Bloody Valentine, Josh Martinez, Thelonious Monk, M83, Stephen Malkmus, Múm, MC Mabon, The Monroe Transfer, Lasse Marhaug, Matisyahu, Midaircondo, Manyfingers, Merzbow, Mouse On Mars, Mos Def, Mecha Fixes Clocks, Manic Street Preachers, Maher Shalal Hash Baz, Mondo Generator, Money Mark, The Miles Apart, MC5, Minor Threat, Millionaire, My Computer, Manual, Migu, M.I.A., Murcof, Monsta Island Czars,Maroons (Lateef & The Chief), Music A.M, Melvins, Mercury Rev, Metallica, Monster Magnet, Mighty Mi, Barbara Morgenstern, Damian Marley, Mapstation, Metal Fingers, McEnroe, The Majesticons, Mudhoney, Madredeus, Mew, Mordant Music, Mirrors, My Vitriol, Muse, Mansun, Juana Molina, Matmos, Mu, The Mad Capsule Markets, The Necks, Scout Niblett, Non Prophets, Northern State, NSM, Numbers, 90º South, Nina Nastasia, Neotropic, Noxagt, Nebula, Ninja High School, Nobody, New Flesh, NMS, Nudge, Nurse With Wound, Travis Morrison, The Notwist, Nada Surf, New Order, Nice Nice, Necronomitron, Ogurusu Norihide, NLF3 Trio, No-Neck Blues Band, The Nextmen, Joanna Newsom, Motohiro Nakashima, Nodern, Ni Hao!, Nightmares On Wax, Not Breathing, Nine Horses, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Ø, Oxes, Offwhyte, Oh No, Omar-S, O, Oneida, Our Beautiful Ridiculous Plan, Open Hand, Out Hud, Odd Nosdam, Wale Oyejide, Odawas, Om, OOIOO, The Offspring, Our Brother The Native, Jim O'Rourke, One Self, Oasis, Prefuse 73, Planes Mistaken For Stars, Poison The Well, Jack Planck, Psapp, Praveen, Phuturistix, Pan American, Plan B, Plej, Robert Pollard, The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower, Populous, Platinum Pied Pipers, The Postal Service, Part Chimp, Pixies, Party Of One, Pan Sonic, Pelding, Pavement, Part 2, Pitman, Prince Po, Platnum, Polmo Polpo, Passage, Pilot To Gunner, Panoptica, The Pharcyde, The Paper Chase, Plant Life, Public Enemy, Plaid, Papa M, Picastro, Dudley Perkins, Pere Ubu, Pearl Jam, Poets Of Rhythm, Pedro, Piano Magic, The Perceptionists, Pinback, Port-Royal, Project Polaroid, Polar Bear, Psychic Ills, Prodigy, Polysics, People Under The Stairs, Placebo, Project Blowed, Queens Of The Stone Age, Quicksand, Quinoline Yellow, Qwel, Q And Not U, Quasimoto, Quantic/Quantic Soul Orchestra, Quasi, Re:, Ruxpin, Reindeer Section, 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Sofandi, Subtle, Systemwide, Sunburned Hand Of The Man, Super Reverb, Stanton, Sketch Show, Souvaris, Spare Snare, Sunn O))), Spank Rock, Stars As Eyes, Sol Seppy DJ Signify, Someone Else, Super Numeri, Shalabi Effect, Sam Shalabi, Sinner DC, Stapleton, Dwayne Sodahberk, Sloan, Si-cut.db, Sparklehorse, Silhouette Brown, Hope Sandoval & The Warm Intentions, Sybarite, Gil Scott-Heron, 65daysofstatic, Squarepusher, Spring Heel Jack, Sickoakes, Shogun Kunitoki, Frankie Sparo, State River Widening, Stromba, Sanso-Xtro, Scwabinggrad Ballett, SK/UM, Spacek, The Standard, Strange Party Orchestra, Sonna, Smashing Pumpkins, Sir Dupermann, Elliott Smith, Seafood, September Collective, Subjekt, Sway, The Strokes, Son Of Clay, Soundgarden, Silver Ray, Safety Scissors, Spoon, Sunny Day Real Estate, Ryuichi Sakamoto, Sightings, Shellac, Six By Seven, Silver Mt Zion Memorial Orchestra And Tra-La La Band, Set Fire To Flames, Shuttle358, Small Brown Bike, Sons & Daughters, Silkworm, Shipping News, Slint, Souls Of Mischief, Spooks, Sun Ra, Slicker, Snow Patrol, Sparta, Soft Canyon, Sex Pistols, Screaming Trees, System Of A Down, Sebadoh, Slipknot, Sunna, The Smiths, Sufjan Stevens, Silverchair, Sugar, Spiritualized, Super Furry Animals, Stereophonics, Stone Roses, Supergrass, Themselves, Trumans Water, Thursday, That Fucking Tank, Telephone Jim Jesus, Tilly And The Wall, Toupé, theboylucas, Telefon Tel Aviv, 13 & God, Toah Dynamic, Tes, Dwight Trible & The Life Force Trio, Chris T-T, TBA, 30 Seconds To Mars, T-Love, Threnody Ensemble, Toy, These Arms Are Snakes, Tindersticks, Thrice, Tied + Tickled Trio, Tribute To Nothing, Tstewart, TC Islam and the Phunky Alien, Thuja, TV On The Radio, Tunng, Trouble Man, The Telescopes, Test Shot Starfish, Tracy + The Plastics, Tarwater, They Came From The Stars I Saw Them, Todd, Two Gallants, Time Machine, The Tape vs. RQM, Trabant, 3/4 Had Been Eliminated, Town And Country, The Third Eye Foundation, Trans Am, Therapy?, 23 Skidoo, Tex La Homa, Tortoise, Max Tundra, Turin Brakes, Throwing Muses, Team Sleep, Amon Tobin, Tool, To Rococo Rot, Nobukazu Takemura, The Thermals, Travis, Terrorvision, 36 Crazyfists, Up Bustle & Out, UNKLE, The Undertones, Unwound, UI, Umod, The Unicorns, Viktor Vaughn, Volcano!, Venetian Snares, Vibracathedral Orchestra, Elizabeth Anka Vajagic, Valley Of The Giants, Valina, V.L.A.D., Vetiver, The Verve, DJ Vadim, Volcano The Bear, Vast Aire, Worm Is Green, Why?, World's End Girlfriend, Why Sheep?, Saul Williams, Wide Open Cage, Wildchild, Wire, Tom Waits, Windy And Carl, Whitey, Wolf Eyes, Wooden Wand & The Vanishing Voice, Will Haven, Gary Wilson, Wauvenfold, Kanye West, Weerd Science, Windsor For The Derby, Weezer, Xinlisupreme, Xiu Xiu, Xploding Plastix, James Yorkston And The Athletes, Susumu Yokota, Yellow 6, Neil Young, Yo La Tengo, Yesterday's New Quintet, Yoshimi And Yuka, Your Enemies Friends, Youthmovie Soundtrack Strategies, Zwan, DJ Z-Trip, Paris Zax