monsters intro (6.49 drone edit)

Monsters On My Lawn PCR024

1. monsters on my lawn (40.14)

You can see the full front cover of this here, and the back here. You should see them cos they're cool and you might be able to see what it is. Credit to Tina Toth again, of course. Oh, I love her.

This is quite interesting, if you think 40-minute songs can be interesting. I do, because I read The Wire and am a pretentious fuck. Ha!

So, the plan for this was to do something i've wanted to do for a long time: improvisation. Hit 'record' and play something, anything, and stop when I feel like it, and see what's happened. Spontaneity. Sort of like a jam session but with one person. Anyway, after a while doing that, I had a few things, but not too much worth hearing. I also had this feeling that if I tried to record for 45 minutes straight, something would fuck up and I'd lose everything. This happens a lot to me with short tracks (phone rings, need a piss, drop a plectrum, haven't actually hit 'record', sound inexplicably cuts out etc etc), so I kind of relaxed the rules, which gave me the opportunity to add complementary melodies and stuff. Consider this partially improvised, then. A lot of parts were done in one take, and I left in things which hissed or cracked, and I left in wrong notes. It was recorded in bits between June and August 2004. July was spent romancin'.

The idea was to be kind of like The Necks, an Australian jazz trio who play improvised 60-minute pieces which change subtly in the repetition. They're fucking great. This, on the other hand, is all over the place. With my other stuff there's kind of a restriction on putting certain things in, because when you're trying to make a coherent album there's no time for spending 7 minutes locked in an atonal drone or going ambient for a bit, you gotta head for the next hook. This CD was made with the assumption that no-one would be interested in listening to it, and so there was more freedom. Hence this begins with nearly seven minutes of slightly unsettling, droning guitar, the sound that happens when you play six open strings with a computer mouse. You can hear that below, because I know how much you kids love a good drone.

So, there's a lot in here. 'casey' off 'unrarities' grew out of this, so that's in there, and then there's a bit of 'since last year' played in a different key. Aside from that, there's more mouseplay, some beer bottle fun, a bit of low feedback which becomes a kind of ambient thing, various longform guitar 'motifs' (haha I always wanted to use that word), and a bit that sounds like a lullaby. There's a couple of human voices (Ghostbusters, X-Files and Johnny Cochran, I think, though I discovered them using random methods and only found out who they were after I'd used them). So, there's a bit here for everyone. I was gonna put the whole 38mb mp3 here, but you don't really care, do you? No, exactly. So, if anyone wants to hear this in full, pop an email in my inbox at jon@enoughrope.net or catch me on MSN or Cactus or whatever, and I'll send you a beautiful CD for free in the post, and I'll throw in a more tuneful one as well. And maybe a lollipop. For free! I know you won't. This is gonna be the least-promoted of all enough rope CDs, partly because of the scary content and partly because enough rope isn't very popular. The last CD in particular, when I was pimping it I felt like I was one of those guys wandering round Market Street pushing 'Jews For Jesus' leaflets into the hands of an uninterested public, for them to throw it in the bin without looking. It got to me because I felt like it was the best thing I'd done, but...perhaps I make too much music and I think people have reached critical mass on enough rope mp3s. I can almost hear people saying 'no more! please! we shall humour you no longer!'. So, yeah, fuckers. Sorry, that's harsh. I never download anyone else's stuff either. Fucking internet musicians, man, who do they think they are? Trying to steal precious minutes of our lives which we could have invested listening to, I dunno, who's popular? Razorlight?

The next CD will have 12 tracks and it'll sound like The Libertines, then. You'll all fucking listen. I might even start doing crack and stealing.

Oh, yeah, the title. I'm trying to stop using one-word album titles. This came out of me trying to use the word 'monsters' in a song title, cos it's a fucking great word. Say it. 'Monsters'. It's also a reference to De La Soul's 'Potholes In My Lawn' and Antipop Consortium's 'Ghostlawns'. I don't care whether you believe that or not, those are two cool reference, you fucksticks.

Sorry, I really should stop abusing the public in these rants. I love you all really.